My poop by mail result is all clear!
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#tmi

@scruss I misread that as by 'email' at first and ...
@penguin42 now that would be quite the trick
@scruss I once met a woman that received those poop letters and had to test them. I met her on the bus. She told me, without prompting that she was a stool sampler. I of course said, do you prefer stools over chairs? She then corrected me, naturally and I couldn't stop laughing.
@scruss It's a way that you can send mail to the government showing what you really think of them.

@scruss

today, i'm grateful that i'm not your postman. or worse, the "stool sampler's."