Fesshole 🧻
Brought up by my widowed mum, I was 18 when I learned that men don't sit down to pee. I'd got a job as a cleaner in the pub and was confused by the urinals. The landlady was in stitches when I asked what they were.
Mar 16 at 11:20pmWeb
Show threadnightjarMar 16
@fesshole wait til you find out that men can still sit down to pee
Show threadEnola KnezevicMar 17
@nightjar @fesshole And should!
Show threadnightjarMar 17
@rhelune @fesshole not on a urinal, but other than that, yeah
Show threadCharles ☭  is a GreenMar 18

@nightjar @rhelune @fesshole

Ahem

https://hachyderm.io/@celesteh/115944999444147326

Charles ☭ :trans: is a Green (@[email protected])

Me: Any discourse that advances for a single acceptable way for men to wee, presupposes that all men have one (or one of a few) urethra path(s) that intersect with gravity in particular ways. This is inherently normative and exclusionary to intersex men AND transphobic, regardless of whether the speaker is demanding sitting or standing. Wendy's employee: Sir, I'm still going to have to ask you to stop doing handstands on the cistern. Me: _CIS_tern, is it?

Hachyderm.io
Show threadnightjarMar 18
@celesteh @rhelune @fesshole you can sit down on a urinal to pee. I'm not gonna stop you
Show threadCharles ☭  is a GreenMar 18
@nightjar @rhelune @fesshole damn right
Show threadToilet full of bugsMar 16
@fesshole Had you... never encountered a public toilet?
Show threadKilla KoalaMar 17
@fesshole Your Mum's still laughing about her clean toilet all these years later.
Show threadMans RMar 17
@dshan @fesshole Fesser is likely a woman.
Show threadLes GondorMar 17
@fesshole If you're the one who has to clean the toilets, you'd be sitting to pee, too.
Show threadBealtaine Healy-Rae-NuaMar 18
@fesshole You never once went to the loo in school? Or a shopping centre, or the cinema, or a sports ground, or... anywhere outside your house? 🤔
Show threadMatthew WilsonMar 18
@fesshole so you didn't attend school, then? Or ever visit a building with urinals in the loos.