Trying my hardest to make more friends on here. Please boost to help me socialize. My hobbies include:

-screaming "STOLEN VALOR" at Revolutionary War reenactments.

-counting the number of leaves on a tree until I get bored, typically around the 2-3 range.

-editing the Muppets Wikipedia page to state that the Muppets were responsible for both starting and ending the Cold War.

-trying to get unbanned from Wikipedia.

Justice Elena Kagan must be rolling her eyes so hard right now. She once told her friends not to send her free bagels and lox because she'd have to report the gift.

Meanwhile, Clarence Thomas is a one-man pay-to-play shop for billionaires with private jets and luxury vacas.

I miss the comprehensiveness of old Player's Guides where they were often writing the guides in tandem with the developers actually making the game, usually with late localization prototypes so they'd have basically all the info about the game.

These pages have so much personality and practically work as extended player's manuals in and of themselves.

Here's a picture of the Donkey Kong 64 player's guide I've had since childhood that I took pretty decent care of. The amount of detail, care and attention that went into writing this guide is insanely great.

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I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 13 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.