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Disappearin' toots because I'm not the same person I was last week, and hopefully neither are you

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I'm a researcher not an IR person why am I researching IR right now

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Turns out we do know what's stronger than Chuck Norris
@_dm lmao we will be doing none of that.

'She has repeatedly defended her advocacy under a simple mantra: “I see all children as precious and equal.”

After her video call last week with Deiver and another boy held at Dilley, Accurso told NBC News she is now embarking on a new mission closer to home: working with lawyers and immigration rights activists “to close Dilley and make sure that kids and their parents are back in their communities where they belong”.'

#MsRachel #ICE #uspol

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ms-rachel-ice-detention-children-immigration-dilley-texas-center-rcna263786

Ms. Rachel aims to help 'close Dilley' ICE facility after speaking with kids in detention there

Like many Americans, Ms. Rachel said she first became aware of the family detention center in Dilley, Texas, after federal immigration agents detained a 5-year-old in Minneapolis.

NBC News

Basically Everything Is Steel And Steel Loves Oxidation

Live in the Midwest? Carry a bottle of Dawn Powerwash and zap the pinch welds of Trump Cousin's prized Camaro. Krown is petroleum-based and this will cause the jack points to rot out. No more driveway wrenching for you! Twice as effective if your racist cousin also likes Japanese imports as older Japanese steel has terrible corrosion resistance.

Can't dodge Kristallnacht Christmas and your childhood mailbox is steel? Put a dent in the rear seam with a flathead screwdriver and brush with lemon juice every time you visit. It'll rust out after a season or two. Point and laugh when your narcissist mom bitches about the mail being ruined.

Not sure if something is steel?

@0x00string don't do fascist shit and you won't get clowned on by Afroman

Conservatives suck ass. It's time to weaponize nature against them.

Racist aunt has a rat problem? Most dog foods have Vitamin K1 which counteracts the anticoagulant properties of most common rat poisons. Rats like to transit along walls - leave them some goodies in the backyard to continue fighting the power.

Your suckass neighbor has a twelve foot MAGA flag in his yard and a $150k King Ranch he loves more than his kid? Dump a 5lb bag of oil sunflower seeds under the nearest bush to his preferred parking spot. Juncos are highly social ground feeders and fond of perching near food sources. Bird shit is corrosive and he will either have to wash his stupid ass truck every day or his paint will get rekt.

Local HOA tyrant who hates trans people loves their lawn more than their neighbor? SEED BOMBING TIME, BABY. Uniform 1 inch height fascist grass no more, enjoy your dandelions, asshole.

Make Conservatives Miserable Again.

@RedwoodSec if you can't work out two pedals you gotta stop driving.

Local municipality is unlivable without a car? Sounds like years of bad decisions that you could have fixed before you got too old to safely operate a motor vehicle.

Yeah, it sucks that large swathes of the US are car dependent but that was an active choice and the oil crisis of the 1970s gave y'all a wakeup call SIXTY YEARS AGO you didn't listen to.

Most of America doesn't learn until consequences find them personally. Let the consequences flow.

@cerebrix most of the good models are at least 14gb - if that doesn't fit in RAM or VRAM (preferably) not worth

@mekkaokereke I used to go to a model airfield with my grandfather and watch the hobbyists. One guy had a legit ram turbine plane and it was sick.

I am disappointed in Tyler Perry's lack of color in his garage lineup though. Dude you're rich, have cars that are colors!