Staff security researcher @ Semgrep
Disappearin' toots because I'm not the same person I was last week, and hopefully neither are you
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'She has repeatedly defended her advocacy under a simple mantra: “I see all children as precious and equal.”
After her video call last week with Deiver and another boy held at Dilley, Accurso told NBC News she is now embarking on a new mission closer to home: working with lawyers and immigration rights activists “to close Dilley and make sure that kids and their parents are back in their communities where they belong”.'
Basically Everything Is Steel And Steel Loves Oxidation
Live in the Midwest? Carry a bottle of Dawn Powerwash and zap the pinch welds of Trump Cousin's prized Camaro. Krown is petroleum-based and this will cause the jack points to rot out. No more driveway wrenching for you! Twice as effective if your racist cousin also likes Japanese imports as older Japanese steel has terrible corrosion resistance.
Can't dodge Kristallnacht Christmas and your childhood mailbox is steel? Put a dent in the rear seam with a flathead screwdriver and brush with lemon juice every time you visit. It'll rust out after a season or two. Point and laugh when your narcissist mom bitches about the mail being ruined.
Not sure if something is steel?
Conservatives suck ass. It's time to weaponize nature against them.
Racist aunt has a rat problem? Most dog foods have Vitamin K1 which counteracts the anticoagulant properties of most common rat poisons. Rats like to transit along walls - leave them some goodies in the backyard to continue fighting the power.
Your suckass neighbor has a twelve foot MAGA flag in his yard and a $150k King Ranch he loves more than his kid? Dump a 5lb bag of oil sunflower seeds under the nearest bush to his preferred parking spot. Juncos are highly social ground feeders and fond of perching near food sources. Bird shit is corrosive and he will either have to wash his stupid ass truck every day or his paint will get rekt.
Local HOA tyrant who hates trans people loves their lawn more than their neighbor? SEED BOMBING TIME, BABY. Uniform 1 inch height fascist grass no more, enjoy your dandelions, asshole.
Make Conservatives Miserable Again.
On my way to Denver to speak at OWASP Denver's meetup. Sorry if you were at BSides Seattle and caught my talk there - it will be a lot of repeat material.
There will, however, be new bonus content because LLM World Never Sleeps.
People who think buying an old game cartridge and dumping it is somehow more honorable or better than just downloading a ROM are fucking idiots
You aren't giving money to the company that made the games, and you shouldn't be anyway, they're doing just fucking fine.
The only person benefiting is someone reselling old cartridges for way more than they're worth.
All games should be free. Start with roms.
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