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LLM pragmatist

Disappearin' toots because I'm not the same person I was last week, and hopefully neither are you

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https://apnews.com/article/sanctuary-cities-mullin-trump-flights-screening-cbp-380519008d0dc995e4c0a6dee0b79033

Do it, losers. I dare you. I can't travel this year anyway because my elderly dog has neurogenic conjunctivitis which requires obnoxiously frequent treatment for the next few months. No skin off my back.

Go ahead. Set tourism, transportation, and hospitality services on fire. I'm sure your constituents will love that.

Travel industry condemns Mullin's idea to withhold customs at sanctuary city airports

The travel industry is on edge after Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin reiterated his threat to withdraw U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers from airports in so-called “sanctuary cities” in a move that could jeopardize international flights. The U.S. Travel Association said that Mullin confirmed he is considering withdrawing CPB officers in a meeting where the trade group was pressing its concerns about other proposals the Trump administration is considering that could hamper travel. U.S. Travel and the major airlines quickly condemned the idea, and even Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said it doesn’t make sense to him.

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Dogsitting a maltipoo who had to Farm Dog today while I filled raised beds and he bougie as shit. Could not hang with Grandma Collie who is fifteen and has arthritis in her everything.

I am in my backyard watching an exasperated starling attempt to teach its bonehead fledgling to hunt while said fledgling just follows behind it, yelling and begging for food.

There's a metaphor in here somewhere.

Damn, if I believed I could get my truck to Bremerton and back without An Incident (hesitant to get Marge the Barge that far from Evergreen Automotive), this is exactly what I want - rusty junker cruiser, $20

https://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/bik/d/bremerton-zenital/7935515427.html

Zenital - bicycles - by owner - bike sale - craigslist

6 speed, aluminum 26" wheels everything works.

craigslist

Bike nerds, what's a reasonable price to pay for a clapped, shitty, functional beach cruiser these days? Like, an absolute blemish eyesore that is mechanically functional. I have no mental yardstick for this and I think I am now old enough that "what a bike costs" has an anchor in 1990s dollars which is, you know, like 30 years out of date now.

If I try and ask Google I'll get a Gemini slop answer

I read https://osintteam.blog/the-esp32-has-quietly-become-one-of-the-most-interesting-hacker-devices-alive-745145e40497 earlier this week and now I am wondering if I could theoretically get by with just an esp32 and like, webpine or something

Probably not, but I wonder how far you could bootstrap yourself with like, a junked iot thing and a $2 keyboard from goodwill. Has anyone done this? Did they write about it?

The ESP32 Has Quietly Become One of the Most Interesting Hacker Devices Alive

Rainwater was dripping through a hole in the gas station awning onto a plastic patio chair that nobody ever sat in. Beside the propane…

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Love that my tax dollars paid for a Christian Nationalist circlejerk
Matilda waiting for a peanut
I saw a "spread kindness like wildflowers" plate frame on a Karenmobile with Texas plates and uh.....
Bonus pigeon content: band-tailed pigeons, who are 100% bigger and 200% dumber than garden variety rock dove city pigeons