Witchy Woman 🐱🐾🐾(at police station looking at suspect lineup)
Me: third from right
Officer: he's the one who stole your--
Me: ask him if he's single
Me: third from right
Officer: he's the one who stole your--
Me: ask him if he's single
Kyle From IT
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They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics, I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics.
Opinions here are not my own.
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The problem with being faster than light is you can only live in darkness..
X jxst lxvx “X” sx mxch x’vx rxbrxndxd Xnglxsh tx xsx “X” xnstxxd xf vxwxls! Xt’s Xcxlxnt!
Hand washing is part of the liberal agenda. They keep making up fake news about “bacteria” that you can’t even see with your eyes! Of course it’s the miasma that caused Covid and everything else, so stock up on essential oils.
If you ran into an old friend from highschool and started chatting with them, what activity would be the scariest thing for them to start pressuring you to go do with them?
“Mothers for liberty” rally
Hard drugs
MLM sales pitch
Dinner with their spouse and kids (socializing)
Poll ended at .
As a cybersecurity person I’m ashamed to say I still don’t know why we named the act of “phishing” after hit 80s American rock band, Phish. But at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
Insurance is a scam because the future isn’t real…
I wonder if I would have an easier time finding a software job if I changed my last name to blockchain like some of those companies did to increase their stock value…
#blockchain #crypto #stocks #gains #lambo #bubble #pumpndump #financialdebt #mcdonalds #momsspaghetti