Kyle From IT

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They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics, I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics.
Opinions here are not my own.
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@Zumbador how you gonna talk about cute lil rats without posting said cute lil photos. The authorities have been contacted for this crime.
@GeekSusie Vincent was a quack look it up. Everything he “made” he bought on Etsy then watermarked it.
(at police station looking at suspect lineup)

Me: third from right

Officer: he's the one who stole your--

Me: ask him if he's single
Cat.
The problem with being faster than light is you can only live in darkness..
@lowqualityfacts I am blocking your account for being too sexy.
@birdpoof your name is a slanderous lie. There is no proof of birds because they do not exist. Every bird is set to self destruct if ever caught so they can’t see the computer bits and cameras watching us. #birdsarentreal
@jerry dad, can we get a KylesKorner.infosec for all the Kyle professionals only?
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@the_etrain that’s what I’m saying man