@HCBunny, you need to read the short story by Roald Dahl (he wrote Willy Wonka...) called "Lamb to the Slaughter." It's free thru Google books. In the protagonist's case, it was a large frozen leg of lamb.

@QasimRashid I'm retired from teaching now but I can remember a year I opened my contract for the coming year. After seeing there was no raise, I cried. I was already drowning in college loan debt, still living at home with my mother in my mid twenties, and wondering if I'd ever have enough money to have a place of my own. It's sad that things have gotten even worse for teachers.

@mastomememakers
May I share on Facebook? Unfortunately, that's where most of my friends are until I convince them to switch over.