BEST part of my husband telling me we could have dinner from ANYWHERE I want is him taking it back two hours before dinner

(stares at 4 lb block of frozen chicken wondering if it will take down a 160 lb man)

@HCBunny, you need to read the short story by Roald Dahl (he wrote Willy Wonka...) called "Lamb to the Slaughter." It's free thru Google books. In the protagonist's case, it was a large frozen leg of lamb.

@kwisecar

Oh. I've read it. Clocked him one then went to the store for peas, fed the lamb to his pals on the police force. I think about that story a lot.

Allegedly.