@dan I feel like this is every commodity traders worst nightmare. failing to close out on a position and having to take delivery of something in bulk. my only similar kerfuffle is when I ordered 4 lbs of fundip on Amazon. now I have essentially a lifetimes supply of "whimsical cocaine"

@rk I peer pressured myself.

@rk sprinkle tajin on them. gives them a little grit and a nice change of pace.

@pmonson bring a Marlboro branded seat pad

@secretasianman grab the venue security by the throat and whisper "I am the weapon"

@ferrix @rk I'm really really trying not to make a butthole joke

@rk I will be astral projecting until further notice