
Bernard Guez, by Totorro
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Examples of things that people with average computer literacy can “just” do:
- just reboot it
- just email it to yourself [unless it’s over 25MB or contains an executable in which case you’re not gonna “just” anything]
- just use an iPhone instead
Examples of things people with average computer literacy absolutely cannot “just” do:
- just use Linux
- just run your own email server
- just replace this polished, slick-onboarding but expensive software with a foss alternative but make sure you use this fork because the official one had some drama and it’s kind of poorly maintained and also just simply be someone who doesn’t need accessibility features or just implement the accessibility features yourself in a special dialect of C++ that just needs a particular build of gcc from 1997 available on an ftp server that only appears during the Witching Hour on a new moon
- just use a VPN, one that’s not a privacy-violating scam I mean
- just set up a separate media server and torrent all your shows and connect all the kids’ devices to it and just don’t catch a virus or get scary legal threats in the mail doing this
- just refrain from decking your smug “helpful” computer-literate cousin in the face
Two new (to me) insults I’m adding to my back pocket:
1. You simpleton. You absolute station wagon
2. That person probably rotates the square when playing Tetris
Reads like a joke or riddle
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