I had NO SHIT fifteen friends calling yesterday so I could cheer them up. As in "tell me this isn't as fucked as I think it is."

I have no idea how fucked it is. It's completely outside my experience of fuckery. We're exploring improvisational levels of fuckitude while we're stapled to people who think rabies shots are a scam.

How the fuck fucked do you think it is that you're fucking calling me?