@jwz The best bets, in order, are 1) The Ice Flow thing, 2) Just Do It Your Damn Self Because We're All Savages Now, and 3) Getting Eaten by a Rabid Bear Sounds Nice.
Pretty much everything else is a combination of "give up control to EvilCorp," "give up more control to MeansWellCollective (also evil)," and "Enjoy the perpetual drama of thrice-quarterly changes that threaten to destroy your business."
@jwz Not to minimize the vileness from Andreessen Horowitz, but there's one, useful lesson in all this. It removes any doubt as to what kind of shitheel Penny is.
Imagine taking an overpaid job for which you and *everyone* hiring you knows you're unqualified, and imagine feeling entitled to it despite *knowing* that your sole qualification is that you murdered a black man.
This sociopath motherfucker thinks he deserves the hookers and blow VC cash can buy him *as a thank you*. My god.