my body's saying our records may prove this to be photographic documentation of the exact moment it finally hit me: I am 'too OLD* for this'
*Oh,
Like,
Disabled https://mastodon.social/media/LGfwIsbQpp7QSfrkApY
a handy rebus to help you remember:
Cyou
Don't
Pneed
Fto edit yrself here
psst prolly Some Reason you 'shouldn't' but like
Copy, Delete toot, Paste, Fix is the edit button of legend's true face
I'm lowkey always worried .social is me in my wheelchair with red-solo tap water thousand-yarding through a music visualizer while the Real Party goes on just out of frame in dozens of alt-real underground kitchens to the latest limewire jams and a protest clothing swap
LOOK I warned you about the metaphors, I did
eeeee I hope I can bring y'all with me if I ever find The Right Instance and manage to move there (last time it didn't work out so hot)
maybe I'll time that to coincide with a legal name change, really shake up this pop can I call an identity and icepick the top right off
hi I'm Kelly and metaphors flee from me
Oh hey! Blockara is coming to Steam on June 22nd! It's a head-to-head puzzle action game by @holdMyBee who was thoughtful enough to consider accessibility during design and testing. It's got fun characters, jokes, colors, and my old name in the credits (I was paid in money AND pizza)! I think if you "wishlist" it something nice happens for us! It's also available on itch.io if you're cool or the Wii U eShop if you're... a different kind of cool
So there's this cashier at the Taco Bell by my workplace who always tries in vain under corporate pressure to remember my name, never even gets close to any name I've ever used, and as you can imagine this is cringetown for everyone for so many reasons. This time we were so flustered afterwards that when I asked for a water cup they gave me a free fountain drink so uh
I win? I'm the winner TAKE THAT Yum Brands Inc my awkward trans ass just stole .03 cents worth of your Powerade