Pusheen Pun Kelly

@kevspace
227 Followers
233 Following
1.6K Posts
She's a boy that we like and gonna go far
The 1982 World's Fair arcade token illustration of Pac-Man has made me reconsider our view of the ghosts as the enemy https://mastodon.social/media/hHaf8q9Vkgdq16qdeBw

my body's saying our records may prove this to be photographic documentation of the exact moment it finally hit me: I am 'too OLD* for this'

*Oh,
Like,
Disabled https://mastodon.social/media/LGfwIsbQpp7QSfrkApY

a handy rebus to help you remember:

Cyou
Don't
Pneed
Fto edit yrself here

psst prolly Some Reason you 'shouldn't' but like

Copy, Delete toot, Paste, Fix is the edit button of legend's true face

I'm lowkey always worried .social is me in my wheelchair with red-solo tap water thousand-yarding through a music visualizer while the Real Party goes on just out of frame in dozens of alt-real underground kitchens to the latest limewire jams and a protest clothing swap

LOOK I warned you about the metaphors, I did

eeeee I hope I can bring y'all with me if I ever find The Right Instance and manage to move there (last time it didn't work out so hot)

maybe I'll time that to coincide with a legal name change, really shake up this pop can I call an identity and icepick the top right off

hi I'm Kelly and metaphors flee from me

I keep meaning to do an introductions thingo but I can't stop seeing new incredible people saying excellent things I wanna see more of forever also I had caffeine for the first time in a bit and andanda😹💥🖒

Oh hey! Blockara is coming to Steam on June 22nd! It's a head-to-head puzzle action game by @holdMyBee who was thoughtful enough to consider accessibility during design and testing. It's got fun characters, jokes, colors, and my old name in the credits (I was paid in money AND pizza)! I think if you "wishlist" it something nice happens for us! It's also available on itch.io if you're cool or the Wii U eShop if you're... a different kind of cool

http://store.steampowered.com/app/652090/Blockara/

• My boo invented Puyo Puyo Tetris co-op vs. CPU swap mode (she does the Puyo, I do the Tetris, super fun)
• Had a difficult but somewhat cathartic conversation with the we're-trying-to-be-friends ex
• Met another rad new very nice person my age who likes to help people and has snuggly cats
• Sorted out logistics for LA trans pride (I won't have to drive!)
• My friend had a baby and they're doing great
• Set up a Disneyland trip for other friend who's going through Some Things
• Things!

So there's this cashier at the Taco Bell by my workplace who always tries in vain under corporate pressure to remember my name, never even gets close to any name I've ever used, and as you can imagine this is cringetown for everyone for so many reasons. This time we were so flustered afterwards that when I asked for a water cup they gave me a free fountain drink so uh

I win? I'm the winner TAKE THAT Yum Brands Inc my awkward trans ass just stole .03 cents worth of your Powerade