Scrongly Brüstef

@holdMyBee
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[extremely going to use Mastodon for more than a day this time voice] hey gang
You can sugarcoat it with cutesy slogans like "aim like a jedi, not like a stormtrooper," but at the end of the day, the fact of the matter is that our office bathrooms have signs in them because grown adult men in a professional office environment apparently cannot be trusted to not piss on the walls and floor without a reminder posted right in front of them.

https://hauntedbees.itch.io/public-domains

Happy April, kids! If you like video games that aren't TECHNICALLY gambling but still require you to spend large amounts of money on the chance to MAYBE get a character you like, then we have the game for you! Public Domains! Check it out for free now!

Yes this is a #joek but also it is a real mobile #gacha game you can play now!

Public Domains by Haunted Bees Productions

The original Gacha Game with Public Domain art!

Oh no people are following me out of nowhere maybe I should post some good content for them.

Hey gamers did you know
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Time to celebrate Saturday night like a professional: watching anime and eating easy mac.
GET EQUIPPED WITH: YAWN POTATO
[loudly] OH, GARFIELD? ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT GARFIELD? THE CAT? YEAH, I KNOW HIM. WE GO WAY BACK. OH, YOU THINK HE'S JUST A COMIC CHARACTER? HA HA, OKAY, I'LL LET HIM KNOW YOU THINK THAT THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM.
Made myself a new desktop wallpaper.
Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays to all good people of Mastodon!
#Sonic Speed