Pusheen Pun Kelly

So there's this cashier at the Taco Bell by my workplace who always tries in vain under corporate pressure to remember my name, never even gets close to any name I've ever used, and as you can imagine this is cringetown for everyone for so many reasons. This time we were so flustered afterwards that when I asked for a water cup they gave me a free fountain drink so uh

I win? I'm the winner TAKE THAT Yum Brands Inc my awkward trans ass just stole .03 cents worth of your Powerade

Jun 13, 2017 at 7:37pmTusky
Show threadjamesJun 13, 2017
@kevspace next time say your name is "lucky number 7" and see what happens
Show threadPusheen Pun KellyJun 13, 2017
@Triplefox I'm tempted to deadpan "Alex" because that's the name they've guessed most frequently (at least it's kinda gender neutral?) but this has gone on long enough frankly