Mastodawn

Me: Oh, my god—are you Shia LaBeouf?

Shia LaBeouf: Yes I am!

Me: This is so embarrassing. You’ve been like, a huge inspiration.

LaBeouf: Wow, thank you!

Me: Yeah. Like whenever I’m in an awkward social situation, I pretend to be Batman throwing down a smoke bomb so I can disappear, and I use your name as the onomatopoeia for it.

LaBeouf: Uh, I d—

Me [throwing motion]: LABEOUF!

LeBeouf: That’s not cool, man.

Me [Batman voice]: I’ve vanished into the night!

LaBeouf: I CAN SEE YOU!

kevinbaykr Mar 2

This past week has been a long year.

kevinbaykr Jan 22

This is what I've been looking for since the whole "AI" browser crap started, it's great! https://justthebrowser.com/

Mozilla Firefox configuration - Just the Browser

Remove AI features, telemetry data reporting, sponsored content, product integrations, and other annoyances from web browsers.

Just the Browser

kevinbaykr Dec 7

captain acab

Dec 6

evergreen holiday meme

☘️ Clover Kiss Cinema Oct 27

WARNING: The Fifth Element, despite its name, is not a documentary about boron.

kevinbaykr Oct 21

trickykat Oct 21

maybe she's born with it maybe its ketamine

kevinbaykr Oct 15

zeldman Oct 15

Self-care: When my youngest cat Jasper jumps onto my tiny desk and flops down on top of my keyboard, instead of shushing him away, I take a three-minute petting break.

kevinbaykr Aug 2, 2025

Max Leibman Aug 2, 2025

I don’t know what you came here to find, and I don’t know why you stayed, but I’m glad you’re here.

kevinbaykr Jul 19, 2025

Mike. 🩼🇨🇦Jul 19, 2025

If you don't know the universal hand signal for help, please check this out. I just learned myself, years after it was created. It could save a life. The fingers folding over the thumb is to represent being trapped. Please boost for everyone

#UniversalHandSignalForHelp
#Help