Mastodawn

Me: Oh, my god—are you Shia LaBeouf?

Shia LaBeouf: Yes I am!

Me: This is so embarrassing. You’ve been like, a huge inspiration.

LaBeouf: Wow, thank you!

Me: Yeah. Like whenever I’m in an awkward social situation, I pretend to be Batman throwing down a smoke bomb so I can disappear, and I use your name as the onomatopoeia for it.

LaBeouf: Uh, I d—

Me [throwing motion]: LABEOUF!

LeBeouf: That’s not cool, man.

Me [Batman voice]: I’ve vanished into the night!

LaBeouf: I CAN SEE YOU!

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Cegorach 1d ago

@maxleibman you're lucky you got away that easy from that cannibal! 😀

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vrek 23h ago

@dat @maxleibman my favorite part of that was he's in the music video. So not only was he not upset about it he liked it and condoned said ts creation.

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Cegorach 22h ago

@vrek yes. I never thought of him as a somewhat decent actor, but that one video lead me to think he MIGHT be a decent human being with some sense of humor.

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vrek 21h ago

@dat yeah, there's certain public figures (won't mention names) I am pretty sure that would end up in a lawsuit. He basically was like yeah that's a joke and it's pretty funny.