I miss how the Bible referred to town names by the famous people that lived in them. Much like Bethlehem, the town of David, we should say Minneapolis, the city of Prince. Or, Milwaukee, the city of Jeffrey Dahmer.

Little known Christmas movie fact. After Emma Thompson eventually divorced Alan Rickman in “Love Actually” for buying a necklace for his whore secretary, Rickman joined a German terrorist faction, changed his name to Hans and laid waste to the Nakatomi Plaza.

I wonder if Santa gets performance anxiety on the eve of coming down all of those chimneys?

Snuggling her monkey.

When Nicolas Cage needed a blow dryer to uncover the clues on the back of the Declaration of Independence in “National Treasure,” of course he used a Conair.

I just sneezed and said excuse me to the dog. I think she appreciates the decorum.

Yes, I just went through the Starbucks drive through twice, but only because my dog’s side eyes in the rear view reminded me I’d forgotten her pup cup.

Sunday vibes with her mouth blanket.

Dog is ready for football.

Why aren’t parents naming their baby boys Horace anymore? Horace is prime for a comeback.