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Hey, who remembers that time that the South lost the Civil War, so slavery was abolished? But racist Texans didn't want the slavery party to stop, so they kept slavery going for another 2 years after abolition? But then a bunch of Black Union soldiers from the United States Colored Troop under General Gordon Granger marched into South Texas with guns, and threatened to shoot anyone that wouldn't release their slaves? So then those Black soldiers finally forced those racist Texans to release their slaves? But then American people pretended that Juneteenth celebrates the news of slavery reaching the far reaches of Texas, when "the news" was really Black Union soldiers with guns? Because we lie to ourselves and talk about Texas like a distant space colony that was out of contact with the rest of humanity, but in reality people traveled to Texas every single day during that two years, and everyone knew what was going on? And no white people went to jail for keeping slaves for 2 years after abolition, because Lincoln was a self-admitted white supremacist and slavery sympathizer?

Happy Juneteenth!

RE: https://mastodon.social/@TheBreach/116777031929770705

The "lesser evil" is like: "In order to stop fascism, we will... impose fascism."

I was going to make a post about boobs, but my lawyer said it would be in my breast interest not to.
@burnoutqueen where's that 80's version? I'd like to experiment...
It's normal to have published source/software under FIVE different names, right?

so I've got a game, and it's got ADPCM audio! Fortunately ffmpeg supports that.

all 52 variants. what the fuck

hey if you think goth girls are hot wait until you hear:

goth music

If you expand that content warning to view the boobies on the fediverse, I guarantee you no one knows you did it.

But on Bluesky, X, and Threads: they all know you looked, and have added it to your profile.

[site that entirely depends upon free fan labor to exist voice] you've reached your PAGE VIEW LIMIT TODAY you fucking FREELOADING PIECE OF SHIT, you better make an account right this second if you want to keep reading you mooching scumbag! and I better not see you putting ublock on or you're a dead man!

rewatching Fullmetal Alchemist 03 is causing me to develop my new masterpiece of anime criticism:

Evil Alphonse Elric Theory