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The latest model of keitai from Kyocera is KY42C from March 2023. It's splash proof, and can be cleaned with hand soap, as the manufacturer instructs.

Some of their keitai models are targeted specifically for older people with good accessibility options, big fonts, loud speakers.

Newer models have front cameras and USB-C.

Some models have features than encourage healthy lifestyle:

> Depending on the number of steps you take, the wallpaper changes to each scene from Hiroshige Utagawa's ukiyo-e print "The Fifty-Three Stations of the Tokaido'', so you can enjoy walking every day.

Some models have a button that will read the screen out loud. Very convenient.

Seriously, it's every fucking time. "Oh, he's acting like a toddler," when discussing Trump's behaviour.

No, he's fucking not. Name me a toddler who has been allowed to do any of the shit he has. Most toddlers are so fucking controlled on this goddamned planet that they'd actually receive repercussions for trying to hog all of the crayons and refusing to share, and they'd more than likely be punished for it (rather than talked to like the actual human being that they are).

"They're just like little boys." Are they? While boys (particularly cis boys of the hegemonic persuasion wherever they live) do get away with a lot of shit because of varying concepts around "boys will be boys," do you realise that you're minimising the violence and the absolute shit lives that these asshole politicians, bureaucrats, and businesspeople are enacting on all of us (edit: yes, even your lovely little liberal ones because who the fuck do you think helped these fascists get where they are today)? Because while young cis boys have given me headaches, they have not really enacted systems of oppression against me (they've just utilised existing ones, which also meant utilising relevant adults in their lives to fully do so).

Honestly, it's disgusting. I hate it.

dear neurotypicals

you
cannot install neurotypical software onto neurodivergent robot girl processors without some kind of emulation

performance will be absolute trash

i
highly recommend adjusting your software to better utilize the neurodivergent chipset, or at the very least, allow the robot girl to recompile the software so she can get the task done with her own optimizations enabled

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yeah yeah it sucks that i was raised to feel ashamed of everything about myself but that's like, i'm learning to live with it and grow past it. you know what i can't live with? hearing a kidz-bop-but-about-jesus version of YMCA every single time that song comes on. it's like being in hell
personally I've always been skeptical of the idea we need a federal jobs program for people who want to sexually violate strangers in public, but hey it's a democracy so if the populace wants to fUnD tHe TsA or whatever I gotta respect that
Is she....you know...CGA palette 1?
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