Travel diary #2:
A beautiful Swiss man at a very fancy sauna place near Bern says something to me in German.
I reply "Wie bitte? Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut" / "what? My German is not so good". Swiss German is hard.
He says "Feuer" / "lighter" (as in - do you have one?)
I reach in my bag and pull out the most embarrassing lighter I own, turn bright red and hand him this: