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@reuters

Why are you using the term "vandalism" instead of "domestic terrorism"? Did they spray-paint some graffiti?

@elenizarro I always pictured you being a good girl who does nothing bad
@elenizarro at least when you've realized it enough to say no pun intended
@elenizarro I can make you some special cookies that will put you under
@akaykunmi sorry - sure y'all sick of seeing that...
@0broth3r I had discovered "grown-up twitter", but slowly replacing it here....

Deactivated my Twitter account!

Screw Elon
#rant

In an alternate universe Schrödinger's cat is probably sitting outside the box wondering why he feels so dead inside