Don’t say “no pun intended”
Puns are always intended
@elenizarro the pun-ishment will continue until morale improves.
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I personally love punishing puns. I wonder in there is any etymological relationship between these words???
@elenizarro Seriously. We all need to own our puns. 
@mdmrn why are we so ashamed
@elenizarro We must never be ashamed of our strong pun game 
@mdmrn own it
@elenizarro I mean, I do. * waves wildly at the mad jokes I've told here & on Twitter over the years *
@elenizarro Checked your profile to see if I wanted to follow. Read “ffs stop saying literally” and I instantly knew we’d get along famously.
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That's stupid. Sounds like from someone who is addicted to speech policing and doesn't care anymore where their next pill is coming from.
@anlomedad_real it’s a joke, but hang on to that anger
@elenizarro So true. Whenever I've said it - it was to make sure nobody missed that I made a pun! I guess I should apologize 😅
@elenizarro I told her 10 puns, hoping one would get her to crack a smile. But no pun in ten did.
@elenizarro at least when you've realized it enough to say no pun intended
@elenizarro intended... expected... demanded! If there's a pun I haven't heard, it's because I haven't heard it yet!
@elenizarro Agreed, although I was once fired from my job at the bowling alley for too much wordplay, even though I left no pin untended!
@correspundit you’ve gone too far 🤣
Intend your puns, cowards
@elenizarro exactly why I wordle every day
@MrBlueSky I wordle daily too but I don’t get the connection :)
@elenizarro I don’t get it either, but it’s so much easier than the logic course on Brilliant.com. That second brain cell is just flickering…
@elenizarro me: hopefully there isn’t one
@elenizarro Sonya one of my favorite people was against puns. I miss her.