Christina Mother of SpidersWhen I'm old I'm getting waves tattooed on my upper arms so I can shake them when I go in for a hug and yell, "TSUNAMI!
Julian
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Upstate NY. Air head, taco enthusiast, parent, terrible proofreader, occasionally funny, mostly boring. I laugh at my own jokes, I make faces in meetings. Can’t help myself, like, ever. They/he-curious.
@joninalbany oh I want that
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If you're out in public and you see someone whose gender you can't figure out, follow these simple steps:
1. Don't fuckin worry about it
This message brought to you by the trans agenda
KellyToo many stupid people are mean, too. Such a terrible combination.
Ham on WryWhich is longer … history or the future?
And other useless thoughts that rattle around inside my head.
stux⚡️
CrazyMyra
I was just thinking about this time in college when I joined a friend baby-sitting two little girls. The two year old girl cried and cried and cried and wouldn’t let her parents leave, so her dad brought her upstairs to talk to her, and when he came downstairs, he told us she was crying because I was so tall.
I told my daughter that if she didn’t go up to do her bedtime routine, I was going to put something boring on TV.
Anyway, thank you King Charles.
I get at least one Ryan Reynold notification a day from our Alexa, and I refuse to go into the settings to find out why I’m getting regular notifications on something I never requested just because I think it’s so funny. Every time, I’m like, “Well played, Alexa. Well played.”