@vwestlife you wish

@llamasoft_ox deserved; must his crimes be enumerated?

@h0ffman i’ve been on worse dates

@llamasoft_ox itd be one thing if people were just flooding their own facebook pages in case an employer ever double-checks what’s on the resume — ‘it doesn’t have to be any good it just has to be recognizable’ — but it never feels quite like that does it? it’s the same with the coinbois

@llamasoft_ox this looks like it will make fluid spill from my ears; purchased

@mogwai_poet there is some accessory package on the Windows 95 CD-ROM that must be installed this way and i did it one time just to feel alive

@vwestlife we have these here because seahawks fans have to make everyone miserable

@overeducatedredneck oh nice! i hope this works out, it seems like a keeper.

@misty red delicious apples are objectively red