This has been gnawing on the inside of my skull trying to get out:
Joseph Clark
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Ohioan. Library worker, occasional art critic. Extracurriculars include #photography, #gardening, #sciencefiction, and #philosophy. #PhilosophyTwitter expat. #ActuallyAutistic, #OCD, #ADHD. #TransRights
YOU, A NOVICE JUST TAKING YOUR FIRST STEPS ON THE JOUNEY TO WISDOM: “Dragons with four legs and two wings are unrealistic, no terrestrial vertebrate has six limbs.”
ME, A LEARNED MASTER: “This is true, but also the back and shoulders have no place for the robust attachment points large flight muscles require.”
@Kalmdaan @sc_griffith Wet kestrel!!!
[At a rockface, points to K-Pg boundary] “So here’s where it all went wrong.”
At a party, Lady Astor admonished Winston Churchill for becoming “disgustingly drunk.”
In reply, Churchill quipped, “I am also disgustingly racist. But tomorrow I shall be sober, and still racist, and drunk again at my earliest convenience. And, God willing, even more homicidally bigoted.”
luv 2 think up 8 character minimum passwords not used within the past year that include at least one of each of the following, uppercase letter, lowercase letter, number, and special character
My instance is shutting down. Recs for a new one?
who up legally gambling on sports
OPINION: I Was One Of The 7’5” Stand-Ins Who Made The Hobbit Actors Look Shorter In The Lord Of The Rings. I Haven’t Worked in Hollywood Since, Either Because Of My Politically Incorrect Views Or Because CGI Has Replaced Forced Perspective When Making Big Things Look Small Onscreen, But I Suspect It’s The First Thing
we regret to inform you that there was an even bigger species of this baboon alive in Africa within the last million years