Johnny Wallflower

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Johnny Wallflower6d ago
Show threadArtemisJun 2

Billionaires are basically just the Goa'uld from Stargate.

They think they are gods, but really they are worms who are unable to do anything whatsoever without people, & everything they have, every technology, every device is stolen from people who actually create & build new things.

Johnny WallflowerMay 30
Lady Laura May 30
Johnny WallflowerMay 30
Geoff BernerMay 29
Let's just start measuring the rocket explosions in school lunches: "Jeff Bezos just blew up one billion school lunches", "Enough school lunches to feed every child in America for five years blew up today on a launchpad in Texas, say sources..."
Johnny WallflowerMay 20
серафими многоꙮчитїиMay 20

The first rule of WD-40 club is you have to mention that WD-40 is not a lubricant.

If you want to check if someone is in the club, mention it in conversation without acknowledging that, and see if they tell you.

Johnny WallflowerMay 18
A.R. Moxon, Verified Duck 🦆May 18
<miraculously wakes up from 15 year coma, sees headline "looksmaxxer Clavicular gets brutally frame mogged by Chad judge in his alligator-shooting case," miraculously returns to 15 year coma>
Johnny WallflowerMay 9
MexicanYentaMay 8
There is no context for this, my brother just randomly sent this last night.
Johnny WallflowerMay 6
Chris “No Nickname” VreelandMay 6
Just learned a new hot sauce from one of the guys at work. Take one of these and one of these, put them in a food processor and boom. 1 minute, pretty tasty!
Johnny WallflowerMay 6
Joe B. WallMay 6

Encounter on a sunny roadside.

https://last-night-i-dreamed-i-was-you.ghost.io/roadside-may-5-2026/

#writing #moments

Roadside: May 5, 2026

I stepped down from the train platform at St. Denis to my waiting car, the old Citroën that is my main pretense in my otherwise shambling, overly casual existence, where it sat with only one car in a parking lot meant to hold thirty or forty cars. Remembering my morning

Last Night I Dreamed I Was You
Johnny WallflowerMay 6
ebel auroraMay 5
The wrong people have imposter syndrome
Johnny WallflowerApr 16
JessamynApr 15

I went to Hampshire College for undergrad and now it's closing. I have the usual not-interesting-to-me thoughts about what this may portend about the country, but here's a personal reflection on how this does or does not affect me, and how Hampshire affected me.

https://www.jessamyn.com/journal/2026/04/on-hampshire