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Staff Chief of Joints 15h ago

*long drag on cigarette* I was Banksy once.

Joff 6d ago

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Erik Vorhes Mar 11

@beep @elizayer —

16 tokens, and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
St. Peter, don’t you call me, ’cause I can’t go:
I owe my soul to the Google Play Store.

Joff 6d ago

Elizabeth Ayer Mar 11

Oh good heavens, they really are trying to bring back the company store.

Tools as part of compensation are a long-standing labor issue.

https://www.businessinsider.com/ai-compute-compensation-software-engineers-greg-brockman-2026-3

Silicon Valley is buzzing about this new idea: AI compute as compensation

AI inference emerges as a critical factor in tech compensation, impacting engineer productivity and Silicon Valley hiring dynamics.

Business Insider

Joff 6d ago

Noah K Mar 4

People keep telling me to treat LLMs as junior devs, as if "a junior dev who is structurally incapable of learning from mistakes" isn't a working definition of hell.

Joff Mar 11

Stephen Gentle Mar 11

One really big thing I want to see in my lifetime - the mainstream acceptance that the central bank *simply cannot* fix inflation by raising rates.

It’s utter lunacy and it hurts millions of people. And it just doesn’t work.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/mar/11/australia-petrol-prices-rba-interest-rate-rise-inflation

#auspol #inflation #rba #interestrates

Australians hit by soaring petrol prices now face expected blow of interest rate rise

Economists predict RBA board will hike cash rate to 4.1% next week as inflation climbs and energy costs surge

The Guardian

Joff Mar 6

JA Westenberg Mar 6

Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

Joff Mar 4

Daniel Lakeland Mar 4

Speaking of PhysicsGirl y'all Dianna just posted her FIRST SCIENCE VIDEO IN 3 YEARS this morning, ever since she got Long COVID.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

https://youtu.be/B3m3AMRlYfc

My first science video in 3 years

YouTube

Joff Feb 26

The reason Albo finds Grace Tame so "difficult" is that she actually fucking stands for something

Something he is absolutely incapable of

Joff Feb 24

Corporate-parent-company-fuckery has turned this into a Slipknot kind of afternoon

Joff Feb 10

Let's play a game of spot-the-difference...

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