Jason Kisser

@jkisser
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Figuring it out as I go.

@apple geek who makes videos, and dabbles in SEO.

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The thing most people don't remember about Prometheus is that humans already had fire, but then Zeus locked it up behind a paywall, because Zeus was a petty little bitch. Prometheus stole it *back*. In this essay about DRM I will
It’s hard not to say “AI” when everybody else does too, but technically calling it AI is buying into the marketing. There is no intelligence there, and it’s not going to become sentient. It’s just statistics, and the danger they pose is primarily through the false sense of skill or fitness for purpose that people ascribe to them.
You can always tell the old-school Mac users from the newbies based on whether or not they quit applications entirely when done with an app or merely close the active window.
Apple: "We know what you missed about the office. The sense of unending toil in an environment designed to extract all your productivity and leave you an empty husk at the end of the day. Good news! Vision Pro lets you have that same experience working at home, on a plane, on vacation, or, with a future release, after death.” #wwdc #visionpro
Even Apple can't QUITE humanize the dystopian hellscape we're evolving into. #WWDC23
I appreciate their goal with CreepyEyes™ 1.0. But it's too much.
“An authentic representation of you” is the most Black Mirror shit anyone has ever said outside of Black Mirror.
Apple Vision Pro gets over seven minutes of battery life
Sure, yes. Of course you’ll involuntarily yell “no” every time you see the eye effect on someone’s headset. But just think of the seamless interaction they’re having between their work and the real world.
"We've hired beautiful models to look like absolute goobers for this video." #WWDC2023