File transfer protocol finally getting the keynote airtime it deserves.

...oh, never mind

#WWDC2023

They can use wrist movements to help with your golf swing. Can they detect wrist movements so that knitting isn't considered exercise? #WWDC2023
It's been a while since they One More Thinged! #WWDC2023
Okay, Apple, time to do some convincing. #WWDC2023
Insert Futurama eyePhone episode here. #WWDC2023
"We've hired beautiful models to look like absolute goobers for this video." #WWDC2023
The power cable coming out of the back of people's heads does not make this feel like less of a product for pod people. #WWDC2023
Also, this only works with certain hairstyles or bald heads. #WWDC2023
So, you can see everyone on FaceTime and you're a weird bubble? Or are you supposed to use your phone as a camera so people can see your creepy projected eyes? #WWDC2023
Honestly, my #1 use case for this would be reading books in bed. #WWDC2023
I gagged when they showed the face-hugging side. I am so uncomfortable. #WWDC2023
Seriously, did they test this headset on people with curly hair? #WWDC2023
This product is obviously not for me, but I appreciate the people who worked on it--it seems like an astounding piece of technology. #WWDC2023

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

battery pack for WHAT pockets, exactly?

sorry, femmes! #WWDC2023

I keep thinking about how hard it is for developers to make enough money to justify iPad apps; I can't see how the App Store for VisionPro will be any more lucrative. #WWDC2023
Yeah, but my whole family can use my TV and state of the art sound system. That price justification sucks. #WWDC2023
Literally snort-laughing at the way these actors look. #WWDC2023

Good point @aleen!

Apple this fall is introducing the perfect accessory for the battery pack. We call it iPockets and we just love how feels. Inspired by boyfriend jeans 👖 we bring you MensOS. Like your clothing but with iPockets. These are made from plants and you can get your whole hand in them.

@aleen THEY STUDIED THOUSANDS OF HEADS
@aleen With Snoopy involved - surely they tested it on someone with naturally curly hair?