Jillian Ratliff 

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Hacker, international speaker, stand up comic, wannabe chef, etc. I do AppSec stuff for a cool company you might have heard of. she/her
Website:https://www.jillianratliff.com
I speak:🇬🇧 🇪🇸 um pouco 🇵🇹
Dobby is 14 today!! He’s still doing pretty good for his age. We went to the dog park, I got him some birthday cookies at the dog bakery, and he will have a steak for dinner. #DogsOfMastodon #DobbyTheDog
The Tennessee State House once again confirming no one should ever go to or do business in Tennessee, wtaf
This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Security is not a feature you have to pay extra for (or it shouldn’t be). https://www.npr.org/2023/02/18/1158134620/twitter-blue-two-factor-authentication-2fa
@rchusid I’ll never stop wearing a mask now. I’ve really enjoyed the “not even getting a cold” aspect of it. I’m not sure why so many people are against adapting to a new threat to their health.
I’m using the last of my Kansas City BBQ sauce today. Friends from there, what are your recommendations? I’m shopping online at the Kansas City BBQ Store. So far I’ve got Q39, Gates, Arthur Bryant’s, and Cowtown sauces in my cart. Am I missing anything critical? 🙂 #GoChiefs

@Lockdownyourlife I got chicken 4 different ways! That chicken salad is just absurdly good. (I also got chicken sausage, chicken meatballs, and grilled chicken strips.) And a bunch of veggies too of course. I had to keep reminding myself I’m not prepping for the apocalypse and I can always go back. My freezer is full. 😂

I’ll definitely get the rotisserie chicken next time. I just felt like I had enough protein by the time I saw it.

I used to laugh at my parents because I would call them and they would talk about Costco like it was the highlight of their week.

Well, I joined Costco today and I get it now.

#TurningIntoMyParents

Dear sales people everywhere, do not email a video of yourself holding a hand written sign with the recipient’s first name in it.

This gives off some serious creepy vibes, and no one is going to buy your crap if you do that. They’ll block you.

#BasedOnATrueStory #Creepy #SerialKillerVibes

@rationalwhiskey oh dear, that’s not how physics works! 😳

Poor Dobby did the splits this morning (all four legs out in different directions) on the #ice in #seattle but he is okay. He just looked really confused. The poor baby. I picked him up and got him back inside.

Anyway I need more videos of people trying to drive up and down the hills here. They are hilarious.