Jillian Ratliff 

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Hacker, international speaker, stand up comic, wannabe chef, etc. I do AppSec stuff for a cool company you might have heard of. she/her
Website:https://www.jillianratliff.com
I speak:🇬🇧 🇪🇸 um pouco 🇵🇹
Dobby is 14 today!! He’s still doing pretty good for his age. We went to the dog park, I got him some birthday cookies at the dog bakery, and he will have a steak for dinner. #DogsOfMastodon #DobbyTheDog
The Tennessee State House once again confirming no one should ever go to or do business in Tennessee, wtaf
This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Security is not a feature you have to pay extra for (or it shouldn’t be). https://www.npr.org/2023/02/18/1158134620/twitter-blue-two-factor-authentication-2fa
I’m using the last of my Kansas City BBQ sauce today. Friends from there, what are your recommendations? I’m shopping online at the Kansas City BBQ Store. So far I’ve got Q39, Gates, Arthur Bryant’s, and Cowtown sauces in my cart. Am I missing anything critical? 🙂 #GoChiefs

I used to laugh at my parents because I would call them and they would talk about Costco like it was the highlight of their week.

Well, I joined Costco today and I get it now.

#TurningIntoMyParents

Dear sales people everywhere, do not email a video of yourself holding a hand written sign with the recipient’s first name in it.

This gives off some serious creepy vibes, and no one is going to buy your crap if you do that. They’ll block you.

#BasedOnATrueStory #Creepy #SerialKillerVibes

Poor Dobby did the splits this morning (all four legs out in different directions) on the #ice in #seattle but he is okay. He just looked really confused. The poor baby. I picked him up and got him back inside.

Anyway I need more videos of people trying to drive up and down the hills here. They are hilarious.

Good morning

Happy Solstice! I’m celebrating by making a simmer pot, some Solstice snacks, and hibernating. It’s flippin’ cold out and all I want to do is hide under the blankets and eat my snacks.

Oh and I’m not watching Christmas movies. I finally got around to watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer to see why I remind so many people of Willow. Yes I know what you’re thinking, “YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT BEFORE?!” And no, when it was a new show, I was afraid of vampires. I think Twilight fixed that particular phobia for me.

Hi I would like more pagan Yule songs in my life. If you have any recommendations let me know! Enjoy this example: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRVFnGhH/

If you are a Christian that’s okay but just please be aware that most Christmas traditions were pagan first. 🌲

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