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Jerod Poore
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Retired curmudgeon. Former mad overlord of CrazyMeds, Fringe & SciFi editor for FactSheet5, big iron coder, and zine publisher.
The Onion
White House IT Guy Sends Out Reminder Memo About Child Porn https://theonion.com/white-house-it-guy-sends-out-reminder-memo-about-child-porn/
Brian McFaddenIf he sits through his daily 2min Presidential Video Briefing, he gets to play some games. https://patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
Fesshole 🧻Funeral director by day, shibari instructor by night. Worlds collided a few years ago when a customer asked if her deceased (sub) husband could be buried in bondage. Boyo sleeps eternal in rope, gag, and chastity cage. She's got the key and wore it at the funeral.
Pros And Cons Of Voting By Mail https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-voting-by-mail-1843568379/
“The United States contributes far more to worldwide suffering than any of our so-called ‘allies’ in NATO, and it’s high time these other countries started stepping up to the plate,” said the commander-in-chief
https://theonion.com/trump-demands-allies-do-their-fair-share-to-fuck-up-the-world/
https://theonion.com/trump-demands-allies-do-their-fair-share-to-fuck-up-the-world/
Trump Demands Allies Do Their Fair Share To Fuck Up The World
WASHINGTON—Declaring that the United States would no longer bear the full burden of screwing the pooch on a global level, President Donald Trump issued a statement Monday demanding U.S. allies do their fair share to help fuck up the world. “The United States contributes far more to worldwide suffering than any of our so-called ‘allies’ […]
War and Peas 🧿
Mark DominusIt's 1986. You've built a limited but working time machine. Every week, it materializes a small slip of paper with a news headline from 2026.
You arrange a meeting with a millionaire who might be able to help you exploit your source of future information. She looks skeptical, but you ask her to be patient while you warm up the machine. Presently, a bit of paper materializes from nowhere. The millionaire is impressed.
You hand her the slip, wondering what wisdom it will impart. The outcome of a major sporting event? An election result? The name of a successful company that doesn't yet exist?
But the millionaire's expression changes to a scowl. She lets the slip flutter to the floor as she leaves your apartment without another word.
You retrieve the slip and read the headline that your machine has produced.
