Jeremy C. Shipp

@jeremycshipp
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Butler for cats. Geek. Bram Stoker and Shirley Jackson Award-nominated novelist. BEDFELLOW and THE ATROCITIES out now from Tor. THE MERRY DREDGERS coming April 2023 from Meerkat Press. they/them

Hi Mastodon! I just launched my Patreon, and I'm hoping for one new patron today. Could you help spread the word?

As a patron, you'll support my fabric art, and you'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun posts.

https://www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

My newest creation is Madeline the fabric art ghost witch bag. I designed and hand-sewed her. She's perfect for holding all your essential items, such as fanged mushrooms with one eye, transparent skulls, pinecones with googly eyes, and friendly little frogs.

https://jeremycreature.bigcartel.com/

She comes with the hand-sewn, magnetic witch hat that she can wear when she feels like it.

Madeline often invites reanimated skeletons to dance inside her because this helps with her digestion of souls. Also, she feels happy that the skeletons are having fun.

She enjoys online forum drama, singing to the moon, and watching reality shows while making miniature furniture.

My newest creation is Madeline the fabric art ghost witch bag. I designed and hand-sewed her. She's perfect for holding all your essential items, such as fanged mushrooms with one eye, transparent skulls, pinecones with googly eyes, and friendly little frogs.

https://jeremycreature.bigcartel.com/

I like those knife demonstrations where the guy cuts up super thin slices of beans and makes a transparent sandwich and then he cuts a hole into spacetime and pulls out a feathery microraptor.

Reason number one to become one of our patrons: the tiny witch homunculus foretold of this happening last night.

https://www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

My goal for the day is to gain one more patron. Any sign ups or signal boosts are very much appreciated.

As a patron, you'll support my fabric art, and you'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun posts.

https://www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

She comes with the hand-sewn, magnetic witch hat that she can wear when she feels like it.
The ghost enjoys dreaming of red flowers and encouraging them to coalesce into ectoplasmic manifestations in her body. She also likes organizing board game nights, making crafts out of natural materials like acorns, and trapping souls in mason jars.
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My newest creation is Marigold the Cosmic Moth of Destiny. I designed and hand-sewed her, and I hand-embroidered all her stars and planets, so she took forever and a day to create. She has the ability to see into the future, but she enjoys surprises so she never looks.

https://jeremycreature.bigcartel.com/

She enjoys trying out new kinds of cheese, singing along to pop music as she travels at the speeds of light, and fluttering through the windows of jerks and transmogrifying their eyelashes into tiny grubs.