The dust bunnies have constructed a rather nice library under the bed. It's a shame I can't read lint, because the books are supposed to be quite unputdownable. I like to see the bunnies sliding back and forth on the library ladders, jousting with each other using fallen toothpicks.
Jeremy C. Shipp
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Butler for cats. Geek. Bram Stoker and Shirley Jackson Award-nominated novelist. BEDFELLOW and THE ATROCITIES out now from Tor. THE MERRY DREDGERS coming April 2023 from Meerkat Press. they/them
Mothman is giving etiquette advice (concerning monsters, cryptids, and the supernatural) over at my Patreon. I didn't ask him to do this, but he insisted. He says this is a public service.
My little niece wants "number creatures" so I designed and hand-sewed this friendly one. She specified the color and height. I'm now working on a four as well.
Mothman is giving etiquette advice (concerning monsters, cryptids, and the supernatural) over at my Patreon. I didn't ask him to do this, but he insisted. He says this is a public service.
My little niece wants "number creatures" so I designed and hand-sewed this friendly one. She specified the color and height. I'm now working on a four as well.
Mothman is giving etiquette advice (concerning monsters, cryptids, and the supernatural) over at my Patreon. I didn't ask him to do this, but he insisted. He says this is a public service.
Personally, I enjoy those cave-like crawlways you can find in certain supermarkets. It's fun to snake around and find food samples. I like how in the first chamber, the samples appear normal, and then in each subsequent chamber, the samples look more and more like a tiny version of you.
Meet Crabigail the Devourer (Abigail's sister)! I designed and hand-sewed her. The mouth on the back of her head looks a bit ferocious, but she only uses this mouth to eat vegetables. It's her front mouth that she reserves for slurping up human souls.
My newest creation is Melonie the Cosmic Watermelon. I designed and hand-sewed her. She can shoot seeds from her eyes as a natural defense mechanism, but this tickles a bit so she rarely uses this ability.
She enjoys biting jerks, using telekinesis to color in coloring books, and encouraging people and creatures everywhere to use sunscreen.
She enjoys crawling through mysterious caves, collecting shells, and plotting schemes with her sister.
