I like to make doll furniture by leaving full-size furniture in a rock tumbler for six months.
Jeremy C. Shipp
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Butler for cats. Geek. Bram Stoker and Shirley Jackson Award-nominated novelist. BEDFELLOW and THE ATROCITIES out now from Tor. THE MERRY DREDGERS coming April 2023 from Meerkat Press. they/them
Horseshoe crabs should be allowed to pinch any noses they choose.
My newest creation is this pair of fabric art cosmic eyeball ghost earrings! I designed, hand-sewed, and hand-embroidered them. The metal is stainless steel and hypoallergenic. There's only a 27.7% chance that the ghosts will devour your ears when you wear them.
The ghosts enjoy devouring supernovas, telling people about their dreams and nightmares, and transmogrifying jerks into radishes.
In one of the photos, you can see how large the earrings are compared to your average party dog playing card.
My newest creation is this pair of fabric art cosmic eyeball ghost earrings! I designed, hand-sewed, and hand-embroidered them. The metal is stainless steel and hypoallergenic. There's only a 27.7% chance that the ghosts will devour your ears when you wear them.
Please hire me to be your town sorcerer. I can carefully place moss on rolling stones. I can tell townspeople what time it isn't. I can glue googly eyes to the tiniest of pinecones. I can try to convince squirrels to levitate.
@marctic Thanks so much for supporting my art!
My newest creations are these cosmic ghost charms and keychains! I designed, hand-sewed and hand-embroidered them.
I just launched a new fabric art shop at Big Cartel. I'd love for you to check it out.
Hey Mastodon, could you help me spread the word about my Etsy shop? A sale or two would be a colossal help.
All of my creations are designed, hand-sewn, hand-embroidered by me. Each takes many hours to make.
Hey Mastodon, could you help me spread the word about my Etsy shop? A sale or two would be a colossal help.
All of my creations are designed, hand-sewn, hand-embroidered by me. Each takes many hours to make.