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All of my creations are designed, sewn, and hand-embroidered by me. Each takes many hours to make.
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Butler for cats. Geek. Bram Stoker and Shirley Jackson Award-nominated novelist. BEDFELLOW and THE ATROCITIES out now from Tor. THE MERRY DREDGERS coming April 2023 from Meerkat Press. they/them
@silvermoon82 Thank you for the kind words! I'm so glad you're enjoying them.
@FrostPoem Thanks very much! I appreciate it.
Hey Mastodon, could you help me spread the word about my Big Cartel shop? A sale or two would be a colossal help.
All of my creations are designed, sewn, and hand-embroidered by me. Each takes many hours to make.
Please hire me to be your town sorcerer. I can scatter wildflower petals to commemorate areas where people spot cool bugs. I can sit on a large boulder and think about extremely tall toads. I can search for leaves that look a bit like local heroes and cryptids.
Despite the name Lemonbite was given by his parents, he doesn't particularly enjoy biting things. He's way more interested in slurping and drinking. He enjoys coming up with ironic curses, although he doesn't truly understand irony and so his curses rarely make any sense.
I hand-sewed their eyelids and mouths. Lemonglop enjoys pressing and eating wildflowers, playing video games with cryptids, and trying out new ectoplasm-based recipes.
Meet Lemonglop and Lemonbite Fuzziface the Evil Sorcerers. I designed and sewed them. While Lemonglop enjoys doling out curses as much as the next Fuzziface, she's very kind-hearted and her spells end up helping the cursed in a reverse monkey paw kind of situation.
Me accidentally watching Mac and Me and thinking it's Alien: Earth: "Why do people like this so much?"
This little free library packed with cursed objects seems like a lot of fun. I think I'll take a few things. Probably nothing to worry about.
