£96bn to get to Birmingham 30 minutes quicker. Bargain of the century. (And that’s assuming the Birmingham leg actually opens). #hs2

Pye says oh hai! #caturday #siamesecat

Heads up - BitDefender don't send out "We'll be billing you in the next <x> days" emails, if you're on a subscription the first you'll know about it is after they bill you for another year - so if you've been musing cancelling it, do it now, don't leave it for "later" #bitdefender

That’s it, cancel Christmas - there are no Barry Norman pickled onions!

Holy crap you can still buy Hooch.

When all but one of your guitars has electrical problems, and your soldering skills are as good as your skydiving, it's surprising how quickly you can convince yourself that that functional guitar is "The One" anyway. My Strat was fine when I put it down a few weeks ago, but now the bridge pickup is dead, so long live the Telecaster! #guitar

Bucket list item ticked off - Ate my first steak. It's not bad, it could really catch on.

Rick Rubin being on Desert Island Discs is 2022's strangest crossover episode.

By the time you’ve jumped through all the hoops to get on the WiFi in the coffee shop, your coffees gone cold.

If, after all the years of playing metal through as much gain as possible, you’d have told me my favourite guitar tone would wind up being a (slightly hot-rodded) Telecaster through a modelled AC30 with some sort of boost, I’d have told you to stop being stupid and pass me the Ibanez. #guitar #line6 #catalyst