"When love and skill work together expect a masterpiece." — John Ruskin — — — #JohnRuskin #quote #quotes #love #skill #work #unison #create #masterpiece

"Jokes are strange things. If you sing a song and nobody likes it then it’s still a song. If you put on a play and everyone walks out in disgust then it’s still a play. But if you tell a joke and nobody laughs then it’s just a sentence." — Jimmy Carr — — — #JimmyCarr #quote #quotes #song #play #joke #language #sentence #language

"We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow he strikes in his own behalf helps to mold the universe." — Jerome K. Jerome — — — #JeromeKJerome #quote #quotes #bound #humankind #labor #universe #connect #shape

"The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouth they've been in." — Dennis Potter — — — #DennisPotter #quote #quotes #words #know origin #quip #snarky #humor #humorous

"The human spirit needs to accomplish, to achieve, to triumph to be happy." — Ben Stein — — — #BenStein #quote #quotes #human #spirit #achieve #accomplish #triumph #happy

"Nobody has things just as he would like them. The thing to do is to make a success with what material I have. It is a sheer waste of time and soul-power to imagine what I would do if things were different. They are not different." — Dr. Frank Crane — — — #DrFrankCrane #quote #quotes #reality #success #circumstances #materials #statusquo # #imaginary #goals

"Expression is saying what you wish to say, Impression is saying what others wish to hear." — Krishna Saagar — — — #KrishnaSaagar #quote #quotes #expression #impression #ideas #wishes #self #others

"A pun, like champagne, loses its sparkle when too long drawn out. Its flash is its savor." — Harriet Hosmer — — — #HarrietHosmer #quote #quotes #pun #quip #snappy #effective #humor #savor #sharp #quick

"It is more difficult to preserve than to acquire." — Demosthenes — — — #Demosthenes #quote #quotes #acquire #preserve #maintain #obtain

"Better to be a strong man with a weak point, than to be a weak man without a strong point. A diamond with a flaw is more valuable than a brick without a flaw." — William J. H. Boetcker — — — #WilliamJHBoetcker #quote #quotes #strong #weak #flaw #perfect #value #valuable