I've been in and out of information security professionally, but somehow always have related projects. Mainly working with zeek and network level detection at the moment. SDR, cycling, and climbing enthusiast.
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@MLE_online Oh sorry. I just assumed you'd know:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA
(Maybe you were making a recursive joke there as well. I'm tired.)
The Witch Lights have achieved their final and best physical form! Last week the magical and very slightly cursed will-o-wisps invaded a small town on a hill in Vermont.
The installation was a huge success, and happily validated a new hardware design that radically simplifies installation and breakdown. And which also incorporates forged, cold steel stake hardware. Because the Fair Folk are attracted to loose magic. Like ants.
My daughter just asked me "Why would they call it 'sweet n low' and use a treble clef instead of bass?"
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Decades. I've ignored this glaring #marketing fail for decades.
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2 and a bit days in and Ingram Micro still haven’t admitted what is happening, instead saying “Maintenance”
They’re both a large MSP and MSSP who sell anti-ransomware services.
Three days in, Ingram Micro have updated their website to say they’re having a cybersecurity incident. They’ve also linked their press release, calling it ransomware. https://www.ingrammicro.com/
It’s a smart play as it makes them the owner of the narrative.
Ingram Micro have filed an 8-K for ransomware.
Some incredible wordsmithing here - rather than say when the incident began, they say when they issued a press release. Which was days later than when the incident began. I think this is because they missed SEC reporting deadlines.
https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/1897762/000162828025034372/ingm-20250705.htm
@GossiTheDog
Item 8.01. Other Events.
On July 5, 2025, Ingram Micro Holding Corporation (the “Company”) issued a press release stating the Company identified ransomware on certain of its internal systems. Promptly after learning of the issue, the Company took steps to secure the relevant environment, including proactively taking certain systems offline and implementing other mitigation measures. The Company also launched an investigation with the assistance of leading cybersecurity experts and notified law enforcement.
A copy of the press release is attached hereto as Exhibit 99.1, noting that the Company is working diligently to restore the affected systems so that it can process and ship orders.
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@GossiTheDog It's always "we found ransomware", and never "we couldn't bother to secure our shit and got pwned"
It's as if ransomware is a mythical act of the gods...
“refreshing honest” would have been wighin the first two hours…
@deepthoughts10 @GossiTheDog this is a fundamental misunderstanding.
Ingram Micro is a *TIER 1*. There are only three of them; IM, TD Synnex, and AVNET. They do not do business with 'small.' I just happen to be a grandfathered customer in good standing from the 90's.
All the low tier MSPs are dealing with an entirely different arm. The minimums for a REAL customer is an insurable LoC of at least $10M last I looked.
@GossiTheDog and iirc it's not possible to eject a reseller partner (even one that isn't currently placing licences in your tenant) from your MS365 tenant, either - the reseller has to delete the relationship (or maybe, if you can figure out a way to contact them, MS can do it for you).
Can't reseller partners create new global admins to do tenant recovery even if they have no role assigned?
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