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Principled Engineer. I do nerdy things. Somewhere in between trite and profound.
Web4 will be fought with telnet to port 80
Miso soup implies the existence of mosi soup and clock soup
I laughed
The name “JPEG XL” implies the existence of other next-generation file formats such as:
• Big PDF
• MP3 Pro Max
• SVG Deluxe
• 7Zip 7Furious
• DOCX-treme
• GIF Supreme
The Kinect has been resurrected and connected to the projector!!

The process has terminated.

And that's right!! It's that time again!
Get ready for your
PID 47182 WRAPPED!!!

Starting off strong with a banger from KERNELBASE
Your No. 3 most-called function... GetExitCodeThread

You know a classic when you see it.
Back on the grind, and sweating it out,
with a well-earned second-place...
MatrixMultiply!

But it's clear, blocking means a lot to you.
The function where you spent 31.46% of your time...
Your No. 1, is the one and only
... WaitForSingleObjectEx!!

@briankrebs I’ve gone from tech enthusiast to Butlerian Jihad enthusiast pretty quick these last few years.
Due to inflation, a shave and a haircut is now a full 64 bit word

There needs to be a good #opensource firmware replacement project for smart TVs...

#hardwarehacking