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Jan Helms

@janhelms@rheinneckar.social

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Akkordeonist • Burgbesitzer (im Verein) • Dichtungsfachmann • Digitalisierer • Dosenöffner • Elternbeirat • Familienvater • Grüner • Ingenieur • Jongleur • Koch • Maker • Mittelmanager • Radfahrer • Krieweler • Riedochse • Ungar (im Herzen) • Wanderer

Jan Helms 2h ago

Bernd Herd 6h ago

@Zyfdnug @Hiddentootster Ich bin Stadtverordneter in Bürstadt. Die Stadt hat einmalig informiert, wie oft das mobile Blitzgerät im Einsatz war und wie viele Geschwindigkeitsüberschreitungen festgestellt wurden.

Es wurden so viele Geschwindigkeitsüberschreitungen festgestellt, dass selbst wenn alle nur die Mindeststrafe gekostet hätten, der städtische Mitarbeiter mindestens das 5-Fache seines Gehalts an Bußgeldern eingenommen hatte.

Trotzdem war das Gerät nur 2% des Jahres in Betrieb.

Jan Helms 8h ago

Wenn noch einmal jemand #AI sagt und eigentlich explizit #LLM meint, raste ich aus... Management Bullshit Bingo...

Jan Helms 17h ago

@BobtownRocky In Worms gibt es einen.
https://u10.makercloud.de/
Ich wollte immer mal hin, war aber noch nicht da, daher kann ich nicht aus persönlicher Erfahrung berichten.

In Bürstadt gibt es nur meinen 3D-Drucker... ;-)

U.10 Makerspace in den Räumen der Volkshochschule Worms

Das U.10 ist ein Makerspace für alle Menschen im Raum Worms.

Jan Helms 18h ago

Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!22h ago

Somewhere Barbara Streisand can heave a huge sigh of relief. It will henceforth be known as "the Vance effect."

#JDVance #fascism #couchfucker

Jan Helms 1d ago

@eay Bin Elroq und ID.3 probegefahren und habe jetzt seit 10 Tagen einen ID.3. Klar, beide kleiner als ID.7 und Enyaq. Aber: Ich finde Skoda unaufgeregter. Einfach solide, "langweilig", plus Regenschirm und andere nette Gymicks. Hätte gerne den Skoda genommen, war mir nur zu groß. Am Ende merkt man aber ohnehin, dass beide aus der VW-Familie sind.

Jan Helms 1d ago

@Nekator Hajrá Magyollandia!

Jan Helms 1d ago

TheOldGuy 1d ago

Jan Helms 2d ago

@inlovewithpda I hear you, and I have a FP4...

Jan Helms 2d ago

@duncan_blues Digitalarmbanduhr natürlich.

Jan Helms 2d ago

Highlands & Islands Greens 2d ago

Greenpeace knocking it out of the park 😁
https://www.greenpeace.org/international/press-release/75832/everyone-hates-elon-and-greenpeace-unfold-giant-banner-on-piazza-san-marco-ahead-of-bezos-wedding/

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Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!22h ago

Somewhere Barbara Streisand can heave a huge sigh of relief. It will henceforth be known as "the Vance effect."

#JDVance #fascism #couchfucker

Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!22h ago

Iceland "welcomed" Mike Pence with Pride flags everywhere.

European nations that are forced to endure the couchfucker should at least get to "welcome" him with this.

Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!21h ago

Sorry, I'm gonna have to mute this thread now and just check back periodically. I never know what random ass thought is gonna take off on here. 😂

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 7h ago

@MaryAustinBooks
Not for nothing, Mary, but YOU made my day with this twt!

@MaryAustinBooks This is Gold

Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!22h ago

@noondlyt
At least for as long as we have to endure this regime, he is the gift that keeps on giving for humor. 😂 😭

Coach Pāṇini ®21h ago

@MaryAustinBooks @noondlyt

Grumble 🇺🇸 🇺🇦21h ago

@paninid @MaryAustinBooks @noondlyt Putting the *fashion *into fascism.

⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯22h ago

@MaryAustinBooks

https://universeodon.com/@cryptadamist/114740549472289483

⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯ (@cryptadamist@universeodon.com)

Attached: 1 image @vij@sfba.social i'm reasonably certain already that this image is going to prevent a JD Vance presidency, and for that i am eternally grateful to the AI meme makers #JDvance #uspol #uspoltiics

Universeodon Social Media

Maddad ☑️21h ago

@MaryAustinBooks

I'm going to make it my background on my phone now 😂

@MaryAustinBooks egghead!

Finitum 21h ago

@MaryAustinBooks is it just me or does it just look like Andreeson with a less pointy head?

your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦21h ago

@Finitum @MaryAustinBooks that’s exactly what i thought too

Patrick Morris Miller 20h ago

@Finitum @MaryAustinBooks Andr*n has a head? I thought some mad scientist had attached a giant butt plug to his shoulders.

@Finitum i was like how could i have missed a Vance/Andreessen mash-up meme? @MaryAustinBooks

mobidic 21h ago

@MaryAustinBooks we call this a #jdickhead😂

Knut 🏳️‍🌈 🇳🇴🧸21h ago

@MaryAustinBooks Seriously? That's all you have to do to be deported to Norway? Well, then!

Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!21h ago

@praetor Right? I was born in the US, my family on both sides has been here over 200 years, but I'm like "Hellooooo regime, I've posted TONS of JD Vance memes! Can you deport me please?"

Knut 🏳️‍🌈 🇳🇴🧸21h ago

@MaryAustinBooks I KNOW! My family hasn't been here that long, but damned. Boy is getting kinda jealous of all these deportations!

@MaryAustinBooks @praetor “Hallo ja I am very Norwegian I eat fishballs for dinner and pine for the fjords all day every day”

Knut 🏳️‍🌈 🇳🇴🧸19h ago

@WhiteCatTamer @MaryAustinBooks Å! Hallo! Går det bra. Jeg snakker Norsk så så. Jeg elsker fiskballer og fjordene! :D I've went all in! :D

T Jones NoKings FilmICE 18h ago

@praetor @MaryAustinBooks

He was denied entry as a visitor not an immigrant. Still f'd what with our #FirstAmendment and all.

Knut 🏳️‍🌈 🇳🇴🧸18h ago

@FrozenPeach @MaryAustinBooks I know. It's all messed up. I mean, now apparently the ICE cream men aren't wearing universe, so they could easily be any kind of militia people.

@MaryAustinBooks My eyeballs! Get penis boy off internet!

@MaryAustinBooks BWAHAHAHAaaaa

kill it with fire 🔥

@MaryAustinBooks I want to boost this but that photo is so jarring, it might transport me to Norway.

(((2024 YR4)))16h ago

@t60n3 @MaryAustinBooks Velkommen!

@klefstadmyr @MaryAustinBooks
(*´▽`*) takk for meg!

(((2024 YR4)))9h ago

@t60n3 @MaryAustinBooks Which is something you say when you leave. 😉

@klefstadmyr @MaryAustinBooks
ε=ε=┌( >_<)┘

Extra_Special_Carbon 20h ago

@MaryAustinBooks This photo should follow him wherever he goes.

LabSpokane 20h ago

@MaryAustinBooks

Personne 20h ago

@MaryAustinBooks

"Comedy is now legal".

What The 19h ago

@MaryAustinBooks Lol

Nerdius 🐔🌮19h ago

@MaryAustinBooks That is a rather unfortunate-looking fellow.

@MaryAustinBooks Must be this "freedom of speech" which JD told us at MSC, is so much better in 'muricah than in our "european dictatorship"…

François @Prague 17h ago

@MaryAustinBooks

I think it is time to see t-shirts with that meme at European airports.

flamingored 15h ago

@FrancoisPrague @MaryAustinBooks if he comes visit this side of Europe I'll suggest to make billboards around the airport with that image

François @Prague 6h ago

@flamingored @MaryAustinBooks

💯 🎯

Petr Skála 17h ago

@MaryAustinBooks 👍👍

ᴺⁱˡᶻ 🍸17h ago

@MaryAustinBooks

Is there any source that proves that JD Vance ever took action against the distribution of the photo??

@nilz @MaryAustinBooks are there any examples of anyone saying that he did? 😉

Anyway this is the news story, which is about US border control: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/man-refused-entry-into-us-as-border-control-find-bald-jd-vance-meme-on-phone/ar-AA1HlGDH

MSN

ᴺⁱˡᶻ 🍸14h ago

@davey_cakes @MaryAustinBooks

The Streisand effect is mentioned, which means that s.o. tries to opress sth.

@davey_cakes @nilz @MaryAustinBooks if you are going to visit a shithole, what do you expect? as long as this potus is up, everyone with a minimal form of a brain should avoid this country

Zen Zero ☯️ ◯17h ago

@MaryAustinBooks @SRDas That could never happen.

https://bsky.app/profile/krugerlive.bsky.social/post/3lsfgszjlkc27

krugerlive (@krugerlive.bsky.social)

Can you get a JD Vance meme thread going? I need to add to the collection. Here’s a contribution to get it started:

Bluesky Social

ergifruit (they/he/she)16h ago

@MaryAustinBooks almost as good as the 'new' definition for Santorum.

Vive Levant 16h ago

@MaryAustinBooks I think I’m gonna go for boldness and suggest a Vance-Streisand effect !

Sector9 11h ago

@Vive_Levant @MaryAustinBooks

The Strei-Vance Effect.

KrazyKat 16h ago

@MaryAustinBooks Zorcob the Pigman! In Vance suit!

Kajetan Hundhammer 15h ago

@MaryAustinBooks
Ad hominem

spanghero 15h ago

@MaryAustinBooks As a long term slaphead myself I have started looking at wigs on-line! This is bad.

Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!10h ago

@spanghero
No no no! There is nothing wrong with being bald. It's being a Nazi that's the problem. There are all kinds of wacky memes altering Vance's appearance, only because he's a Nazi. I don't really get why, because Nazis are equally unsexy with or without hair.

Personally I stuck with the ever tasteful couch fucking memes. Deport me Vance!

spanghero 14h ago

@MaryAustinBooks Hi I'm JD and in the following LinkedIn post I'm going to set out the aims of my new startup AI guided, Bluetooth connected head buffer with associated polish subscription. Gentle on the softest of heads through to sander mode for manly MAGA men...

canleaf08 ⌘ ✅14h ago

@MaryAustinBooks It feels highly illegal to share this video: https://youtu.be/tNrHy3rDvwY?feature=shared

🍼 “We Obliterated the Blocks!” – Baby Trump Declares War on Iran’s Toys 🎖️👶 | Full Crib Address

YouTube

Tin Woodman 14h ago

Brilliant meme...😂 )))

André Verhoeven 11h ago

@MaryAustinBooks He looks like the pig that he is. What's wrong with that????

Sector9 11h ago

@MaryAustinBooks
Remember the "blueberry" girl from Willy Wonka?
This is now the "white grape boy".

Eggs now in different baskets.10h ago

@MaryAustinBooks

So am I at risk of being denied entry to the US if I have a copy of this web page on my phone?

https://www.ikea.com/us/en/cat/sofas-sectionals-fu003/

#jdvance #fascism #pride

Eggs now in different baskets.10h ago

@MaryAustinBooks

https://www.ikea.com/us/en/cat/two-seat-sofas-10668/

@MaryAustinBooks you shall not make fun of your fascist leaders... I'll share this so everyone in the world knows about this important rule under the fascist rule.