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Writer of books with anxious women. Repped by Sarah Landis. Bad at social media.
Today’s poem is called ‘An Update to My Privacy Policy’.

@ailsabristow Three months was about when I started tentatively writing, too! I have twins and they're seven months now, and I'm finding more time in the evening. I'm also getting better at squeezing it in between feedings, or multitasking. But there's no denying it's WAY harder than it was pre-babies.

I have a lot of fantasies about waking up super, super early and writing then, but I haven't been able to pull it off yet.

Hi folks, please put posts about today's election behind a content warning! It's a way for people to control when and how much they want to engage, from "not at all" to "I am passionately interested in everyone's thoughts, but reading them needs to be 10% of my day, not 90% of my day, or I will break my brain."
If you see this toot (yeah this one right here), can you boost it for me? It will help my new server federate with the wider Mastodon network. 🚀 🙏
@kelsdesm I would 100% be down & im pretty darn familiar with discord at this point so happy to help out!

I feel, as part of my initiation into this space, I must talk about my love of #Medieval elephants.

Yes, you heard me. You see, though bestiaries were very common in Western Europe, elephants were not.

So things like this happen.

"SO... lion body... got it, cloven hooves, okay, big ears and dead bird eyes... long snake face... PERFECTION."

The horrors of new parenthood
Anyone else on submission for their novel right now? It’s a special kind of hell, isn’t it? 🤣No matter how many times I go through this, I’m never quite prepared for how closely I must guard my poor little writerly heart. 💘 Let’s commiserate together! #publishing #thewritersroom #amwriting #writingcommunity #romancelandia #womensfiction #writers
Hello #writingcommunity! I’m Jamie Funk (she/her). I’m on a grand journey from writing YA SFF to adult romance/historical. It’s a lot. I was a mentor for AMM and am represented by Sarah Landis. Besides writing, I like cross stitch, embroidery, crossword puzzles, coffee, and the Oxford comma. I have twin babies and am trying to squeeze in time to edit my newest book: A down-on-her-luck journalist travels to a remote island to investigate the mysterious death of a ‘60s silver screen starlet.