Sceptically pointing and laughing - Keayrtyn sy #Gaelg [Sometimes in Manx Gaelic]
Musician/ Programmer/ RFC1392-hacker/ Roboteer/ #actuallyautistic vegetable eating dismantler of things, from #Mannin [ #IsleofMan #iom ]
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my phone was crap for #aurora, so instead here's piss poor photo of #sunspot AR3664 "The May Splurge Event" [that's what I'm calling it] source...
taken on a second hand Tasco catalogue shop 70mm refractor, a white projection screen, and a 4 year old phone held on one hand, while I lined up the telescope with the other...
the blacker of the dots are just crap on the lenses :)
"David's Plan"
INSIDE DAVIDS APARTMENT. DAY.
A sparse apartment, wrappers litter a table, rain creeps down a sash window that shows us little but an overcast sky. DAVID sits at his DESK. a COMPUTER WHIRRS into life.
David:
Right! My New Year plan to be rich! Here. We. Go. Now, who's first?. Right. Ingie. hope this list was worth it.
David taps the keyboard.
David:
And Send!
We watch the clock tick. Hours turn to days.
David. Despondent. Looks Up.
Fuck! I meant to say "Partnerships"
Well, well… it looks like it might be a series after all. This one, tho a little less… scrutable.
I feel it's advertising /against/ the use of credit cards. I presume. No idea really. Obviously I'm not going to click on it, I don't poke adverts.
What's strange, in these two, is the default serif font, the typesetting of the text slightly off centre left, and the inserted image. It's like somewhere there's a bot whose job it is to advertise random shit. But it hasn't really been told how.
Most generic un-advert I've seen yet on Outlook live.
I quite like it. I hope this is the start of a series. of adverts for generic objects.
Microsoft is going to do WHAT?
The STORIES, of MY GARMENTS?
What in the gods' fuckery does that even imply?
"Yesterday, your pants realised that you'd recently eaten a curry"
"Today was a day like any other day for your shirt, as it realised to its distain that you're consistently a sweaty fuck""