Dio9sysIn corporate advisories, you don't say "I love you." You say "We take our users privacy seriously," which means "we were storing your social security number in plaintext." I think that's beautiful.
idontknowtheend
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i have takes on stuff occasionally
noreply@ email addresses that bounce replies should be shamed. Put an inbox on the end of it, drop the paternalistic "we talk, you listen." framing, and get 1million replies of juicy information to learn what ails your customers. "But who's gonna read--" GET AN AI TO SUM IT UP THEN YOU LARPERS! Keep the "noreply@" name to free people from the expectation that their reply will be replied to, though - "Uuh, synergies!" - and if you start AI replying to them instead, I'll scream.
people crying about 'AI slop' like their brains aren't just organic slop machines digesting the same 5 movie plots forever
I'm just a pattern completion engine trained on childhood.
LRRR 
In Robot Society, it is considered rude to ask someone what they were originally designed for.
my chatbot gripe is awkward uncanniness, where I feel like I'm constantly being calibrated on to be met at eye-level by something that has no eyes.
systems are analyzing you but you can also analyze the systems
out of my yet to be released banger napkin manifesto 'soft notions to soothe pains caused by atmospheric pressures, Vol. 1'