In corporate advisories, you don't say "I love you." You say "We take our users privacy seriously," which means "we were storing your social security number in plaintext." I think that's beautiful.
@Dio9sys We are serious about taking your privacy.
@Dio9sys "We have no evidence that data was misused" - we haven't looked
@Dio9sys "We are taking steps to ensure this doesn't happen again" - we're updating the blog post template for when it does