WE ARE WHAT WE PRETEND TO BE, SO PRETEND TO BE AWESOME.
NOBODY'S MAKING ANYONE DO CIVIL WAR REENACTMENTS.

@LRRRonEarth Untrue!

I was a child of right wing south-will-rise-again prepper idiots and as a child my summers were taken by the family business... Historical re-enactment. Fur trapper and civil war. I was required to do civil war re-enactment. It was part of my grooming to be a mindless tool in the evangelical sociopath army that's going to rebuild the world after they burn it down.
Never forget their ability to abuse and manipulate children. It's where they're most dangerous.

@obscurestar

WE CAN CARVE OUT A SPACE AROUND YOUR BAD CHILDHOOD TO SAY THAT ADULTS WHO VOLUNTARILY COSPLAY AS SLAVERY SUPPORTERS CAN GARGLE SEWAGE.

@LRRRonEarth That's a phrase that hits very differently on this side of the pond.
@woe2you @LRRRonEarth CROMWELL FOREVER!!!

@msbellows @woe2you

THIS IS MORE DESPICABLE THAN JOKES ABOUT EATING POPPLERS. CROMWELL WAS THE DEVIL MADE FLESH.

@WarnerCrocker @LRRRonEarth Nobody is making people do nazi reenactments either. But here we are.
@LRRRonEarth
I'm pretending to not be a burden to society!

@Mage_of_Chaos

SOCIETY IS A FUCK ANYWAY. SOCIETY CAN KISS YOUR ASS.

@LRRRonEarth I'm pretending to be a security guard.
papyrus undertale type shit (positive)
@LRRRonEarth LET'S TRY MEDIOCRE FIRST IT SEEMS MORE PROMISING AND SUSTAINABLE BUT I CANT STOP YELLING EVEN THOUGH IT RUINS THE BIT

@iknowtheend

THAT'S POINTLESS. AIM HIGHER.

@LRRRonEarth I'll start with pretending to be awake.

@7heo I'm going to keep pretending to be asleep.

#BothGoodOptions

@LRRRonEarth