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Republican fraud George Santos was broke and unable to make rent, but suddenly came into a windfall of cash and was able to lend over $700,000 to his own campaign.

He did not report a single client on his financial disclosure.

Who is funding George Santos? And why?

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.