Oh also when the instructions say deliver to the front porch, that’s the one on the FRONT of the house.

Pro tip for drivers for companies such as Walmart: please stay on the gravel driveway. You had to go out of your way to get in our back yard that has freshly melted 4” of ice and we have clay soil. I do not enjoy pulling your Tesla out of the mud in my tractor, but it would get awkward if I left you there.

What a lovely time of the year to be fired